Wonderful article in
the FT today about the joys of armchair travel and in particular using the Thomas Cook European Timetable for daydreaming - a book published as a serious resource.
If we want to find out how to get from A to B by train for a particular journey in Europe it's easiest to turn to the Germans and DB's great
online timetable service. Cook's ignores all the complexities of actually booking tickets (the
companion piece in the FT covers those) for your fantasy journey, but replaces them with complexities of its own.
"No list of symbols on a word processor can do justice to its virtuoso command of footnote symbols". The FT article doesn't even try to replicate any but here's one example:
= Mondays to Saturdays except holidays*Yes, even the explanation has its own footnote - the asterisk leading the reader to public holiday dates for each country in the book.
There are lots of claims that Europe is going through a rail renaissance. Of course, there are the various high speed services, sleepers, restaurant cars etc., and Cook's deals with those, but also narrow gauge railways, boat and bus connections. Air travel is all about getting from airport A to airport B as quickly as possible. In the case of no-service airlines those airports may not bear any relation to the cities claimed. Rail travel offers something different - or can do.

The title of this posting refers to a footnote that we came across some years ago and made us smile. In the space of one short column and three footnotes the timetable tells you that:
Daily except Saturdays at 1630 you could get a boat from Bergen to Kaupanger (reservations recommended Fridays and Sundays [phone number provided]) with onward bus connection to Lærdal and Øvre Årdal, but to get to Flåm required a change of boats in mid-fjord (10 minutes after leaving Leikanger).The thought of changing boats in mid-fjord has stayed for years. I've got no idea how they did it, but images of breeches buoy came to mind. The connection no longer exists so we can't go and find out now. But, as
Jan Morris put it, the joy "lies not in the reality, but in the imagination".